Cum the eavesdroppers - what the crème de la crème is good for

Does sperm make you fat?
When it comes to getting pregnant, "YES." Sperm can certainly do that. If you occasionally slurp your cock milk as a protein shake, "NO", then not.

Let's start with the calories right away with this comparison: egg vs. sperm! With a standard, raw, size M hen's egg, we consume around 90 calories. Let's be honest, very few women slurp up a raw egg, right?
"Eww, it doesn't taste good!" The consistency is so slurpy that some people feel nauseous, not to mention the subsequent diarrhoea caused by salmonella. A freshly dosed load of semen, on the other hand, contains only 5 to 25 calories. Of course, this depends on how generous the sperm donor is. Nowadays, when every woman is watching her calorie intake, the point clearly goes to the jelly. What's more, the good-mood portion is well tempered. So it's also ideal for anyone with sensitive teeth. The nutrient-rich snack is definitely an alternative for a snack in between meals. It also saves you time and money because you don't have to go out for a fast food snack.

Lea Blow, a German porn actress and self-confessed cocksucker, has been the reigning world record holder for blowjobs since 2011. In 11 hours, she made 254 men cum with her mouth in the Pascha brothel in Cologne. A load of cum literally flew around her ears every 3 minutes. If she had swallowed all that stuff, she would easily have been satiated for 2 to 3 days. Lara Love from Hamburg had previously failed in her record attempt. After 150 cocks, she abandoned her title fight mission in a Berlin swingers club due to headaches and nausea.

The good thing about it, is the good thing in it
Sperm contains a whole range of mood-enhancing hormones. Women who let their sperm flow freely during sex with their partner are less likely to be depressed. This was discovered by American scientists in a study. The cheering hormones are absorbed through the mucous membranes and enter the bloodstream, where they unfold their effect.

Spermidine is a true anti-ageing agent.
Male ejaculate is competing with the cosmetics industry and beauty lobby. Sex already ensures good blood circulation in the skin. The open pores are therefore receptive and can benefit greatly from external insemination. The body-warm juice contains proteins, vitamin C, vitamin B12 and trace elements that stabilise cell membranes, such as zinc.
So why buy an expensive cream when your partner's semen can provide you with such high quality for free?

Well then, sweet dreams!
The melatonin found in semen is said to help you fall asleep well. This is what researchers at the State University have discovered. The hormone melatonin controls the circadian rhythm. So save yourself a trip to the chemist. A pleasant little nap in the form of vaginal intercourse or an evening blow job with a tangy finale is better medicine and replaces the sleeping pill.

Semen for menstrual pain
The substance prostaglandin contained in semen, a tissue hormone that acts as a contraceptive and softener, is said to relieve pain during periods. Many women even feel more desire for sex during their period. Orgasm reduces stress, leads
to the release of happiness hormones and relieves cramps. Of course, you can also do it yourself. However, the vaginal orgasm provides more relief during menstruation than the clitoral climax. It is important for you to know that a woman can become pregnant despite her period and that her susceptibility to sexually transmitted diseases is higher due to the wider opening of the cervix.

Responsible for the continuation of the human race.
Without sperm, our species would die out. It is alarming that the sperm concentration and sperm count in men in Australia, Europe, New Zealand and North America has declined rapidly in recent decades. In addition to environmental influences, poor diet, too little exercise, smoking and alcohol consumption are considered to be the causes of this threatening trend.
So, dear lords of creation, please change your way of life!

Will it be a boy or a girl?
Only the sperm decides. The woman has no influence on it. Women's egg cells only contain X chromosomes (= female). Male sperm contains both X chromosomes (= female) and Y chromosomes (= male). During orgasm, however, the man cannot influence whether X or Y docks onto the female egg cell. With XX it will be a girl, with XY a boy.

"The fact that sperm helps against diabetes and relieves sore throats has not yet been sufficiently proven ... but not disproved either."

Slippery, sticky, disgusting. What does this stuff even taste like?
From salty to nutty, to sour or bitter. Others compare the flavour to that of green and salty olives. Sugary fruits, cardamom, cinnamon, peppermint, celery, parsley and seaweed - to name just a few examples - can enhance the flavour. So pay attention to what your partner eats. Onions, garlic, alcohol etc., on the other hand, have a negative effect. If you've never tasted it before and are curious, why not give your partner's tongue spread a try? You are welcome to write to us afterwards to tell us how you like it.

Swallowing and squirting
Only those who know that they are healthy should practise a cum shower during sex. Other contraceptive measures are also necessary to avoid unintentional pregnancy if you do not want to use a condom. Sufficient intimate hygiene and personal hygiene must always be ensured. Even if you are a group sex or gangbang lover, not everyone should enter your orifices bareback and juice into them.

For professional sex service providers and their clients or the previously unknown one-night stand, we strongly recommend using condoms and having sex together responsibly. This article is not intended as an incitement to have sex without a condom!

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